Hey everybody, this is my intro post, enabled by Ela <3<3



Please to be commenting here if you want to be friended back, :). I'm good-natured, I promise

If you don't comment here I probably will not notice if you friend, so drop me a line. <3

My writings will be as of verrry recently, located here at my brand spanking new comm. <3 THAT ELA MADE FOR ME, ILYSM.

brb dying of embarrassment.

IF ANY OF YOU WERE AWAKE FOR THAT, PLEASE DISREGARD. I AM VERY STRAIGHTLACED. ._.



Also I'm pretty sure my writing sucks now and I can't remember the last time I had a real plot. :(

But w/e LOOK:




Isn't he pretty. Don't you just want to hug and rape and snuggle him and then kick him in the face for making Heechul cry. MY BIAS. /jumps.

Okay so I know you all want to defriend me by now, but this amused me a lot even though it probably isn't that funny. Also demonstrates why remixied and I belong in the filthclub.




blahnicity wth is your obsession with bagels
OMG
BAGEL SEX
remixied THEY'RE JUST SO YUMMY
OMG FUCK NO
blahnicity LOL I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A WAY FOR THAT TO WORK
OTHER THAN THE o.O OBVIOUS
remixied OMFG
I'M LOLING BRB
blahnicity THAT WOULD JUST BE WEIRD
NOT EVEN FILTHY
JUST LIKE. YOUR LOVE OF BAGELS GONE TOO FAR
remixied OMFG "DONGHAE! TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW AND GIVE IT BACK TO SHINDONG!"
blahnicity heechul bursts into a room all ready for some reunion sex
HANKYUNG WTH. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LONELY IN CHINA BUT YOUR BREAKFAST BAKED GOODS ARE NOT THE ANSWER
remixied: LMMFAO
/hangs head sorry heechul. But... but well Siwon said it was like the real thing....
blahnicity AND THEN EETEUK WOULD EAT IT ON ACCIDENT
BECAUSE HIS LIFE IS SOOO HARD
remixied YES YES HE WOULD
AND EVERYONE IN THE BAND WOULD BE LIKE, DO WE TELL HIM? AND THEN HE'S LIKE YOU'RE ALL ACTING SKETCH WHAT'S-OH. OH GOD NO.!
blahnicity OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS CREAM CHEESE. /CLUTCHES. I AM YOUR LEADER AND YOU WILL LIE TO ME. YOU WILL LIE TO ME RIGHT NOW.

There was also talk of glittery cocks, reggae dancing and Orgasms For Fashion.

EDIT: so when I say spam I think of the food and then I get hungry and want spam moushobi(sp?) or spam and rice, is this just me? yes my family is hawaiian why do you ask

Honestly I'm not sure what I just did, but I think I may have asked miracle_ to be my valentine, HEADDESK MY FAIL IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

and so I post! don't you love it? ;_; I'm sorry I bore/irritate/spam you.

remixied wrote awesome filthy hanchul HERE IT IS SO GOOD OMG.

/wibbles at her. she is the chairman of our new Irish Fandom club, which so far consists of me, her, umberela and thundersquall. If you are Irish please to be letting me know, we are very welcoming.

AND I am the one that convinced her to get an lj! HAHA! I was going to like, claim her as my protege, but she is older than me (omg is everyone? jfc), and better at writing so I have decided I will be her protege! Mrawr! I feel mentored already~

my college sucks so much omg I need to be anywhere but here jfc. i thought college was supposed to be fun and cool. :\ i need my antidepressants already. I am moodswinging like a crazy and I haven't hit my super emo part of the cycle which means when it comes it will come with a vengeance and I will be lying in bed crying for no reason feeling suicidal. :| OH JOY I CANNOT WAIT.

from wickedlove13, <33 bby


comment here and I will:

1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, song, color, photo, word, ETC.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in you LJ.

trying to write, failing :/

so I'm definitely transferring somewhere else after first semester sophomore year, college recs anyone? keep in mind I am a failboat of retarded

I've lost my antidepressants, which is incredibly depressing, something which I'm pretty sure is irony but people often get that wrong, so I'm not one-hundred percent on that. :| I'm just taking it as a positive I find being depressed about not having anti-depressants cyclically funny.


Did anyone else sign up for that Olympic fic thing? I'm so excited! I hope I know someone on my team though, because otherwise I'll just be terrified in a corner somewhere, hoping I don't tank the whole team ._.

Soccer preseason will begin soon, it's safe to say I haven't been working out like I should and that every session will be a new experience into higher and higher heights of awkward. :/ Also my whole left shoulder and top of my spine alternatively goes numb, burns, and then itches while it's numb. HOW CAN A NUMB SPOT ITCH. WHAT IS THIS. Will stop slouching over comp in efforts to make the pain lessen, since I'm three thousand miles from my doctor.

Saw heechul's haircut and I think he's really really hot in the pic, even though he's like pale and tired and kind of wearing a grandma sweater, it's been ages since I've been this attracted to him. *_* And remixied is writing hanchul porn involving uniforms and a sexy car, I am terribly excited.

Falling into 2pm, I can't spell any of their names right but the Thai one that's like Niksomething and the fashion retard that's like Taecsomething are completely unf-able, I don't even know, it's just like their smile and their hair and their skin.


AND ELA AND SHEENA ARE GOING TO THE SUPER SHOW!! I think ela is still open for commissions, help her raise funds! her comm is pencil_tips, she's really really good. <33


pointless post is pointless, sorry :/ THOUGH IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THIS SONG, YOU HAVEN'T LIVED.


It's available in English, German, and Japanese as well.

Doctor Who fans look here.

i would like to clarify this by stating i have yet to go to sleep :|


BECAUSE FUCK YES MAN UNITED FUCK YEAH ROONEY GODDAM AND NANI, I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAY WHEN YOU ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND LIKE RONALDO A LITTLE GIRL, AND PARK FUCK YES FUCK YES I'VE ALWAYS FUCKING LOVED YOU TO LITTLE PIECES, YOU ARE THE UNSUNG HERO.

FUCK YES THE RED DEVILS. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED FUCK YESSSSSSSS WE'LL REALLY SHAKE EM UP, WHEN WE WIN THE FA CUP, WE'RE ALL GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE.

so tired, jfc /zombies

TAKE ME HOME UNITED ROAD, TO THE PLAAACE WHERE I BELOOOOONG, TO OLD TRAFFORD, TO SEE UNITED, TAKE ME HOOOMEE, UNITED ROAD.


at this point I feel I should say something about arsenal, who didn't play as awfully as the score reflects.

who put the ball in the arsenal net, arsenal net, arsenal net, who put the ball in the arsenal net, HALF OF FUCKING EUROPE. MUAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS, THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS

/obnoxious

err sorry for the spam, people who dgaf about soccer, and to my new friends who think I'm batshit for this.

....THERE'S ONLY ONE UNITED, THERE'S ONLY ONE UNITED /runs off screaming in joy

skdjhfkj rofl I have the worst hiatuses ever, srsly.

I am feeling so much better about life the universe and everything, and there's honestly not even a good reason why. :D thank you so much, everyone, for all your support and kind words and hugs, thank you so much I don't even know how to tell you what it means to me.

I made new friends!!! /waves at them. thank you sheena for telling me to get over myself and unanon, I am still so scared of friending people ._.

guys i am a lone wolf, cold and apart from everything and everyone around me, cool and mysterious~ ooor so diana believes

the meme was fun except the wank makes me so mad, though I need to get better at drabbling or something so I can contribute, I am the hugest lurker/creeper. Also, you all must know something: I AM JESUS. I know this has gotten old very fast, but it's mine now you can't take it away.

also, I am resigned to be joining the fandoms of shinee, 2pm and merlin, fml. I have already written fic for merlin, BUT IT SHALL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. speaking of fic the vamp chapter is done but it's so bad idk if I will be posting it, it makes me so sad to look at like a little puppy dog with one eye two legs and tumor, it just wants out of its misery.

ummm no more updates, I don't think, just more thanks yous to everyone, especially civilized_era for the pm, and ela/black_goose/sheena for talking to me on msn<333, and all that jazz, :D

(the reason I am so spazzy/retarded is because it is six fifteen am and I have not gone to bed and I can't because man u is in two hours and I have to watch and bite my nails and think ARSENAL, GDIAF and my ninety second meal has no roast beef the label lied to me and I have to pee SO BAD but the stupid cleaning ladies will not let me into the bathroom sobbing. /peepee dances)

EDIT FOUND THE ROAST BEEF

EDIT II GDI IT WAS AN ODDLY DARK CHUNK OF POTATO

I just wanted to thank everyone that was so nice and supportive for me in the last post, and to offer an explanation for my hiatus.

This is my door:


But everything is settling down and I think it'll work out. THANKS GUYS. and the people I bothered on msn about it, <3333 forever, sorry ._.

For those interested I attempted to write about it, it's very :/ emo and not pretty (I think I lost whatever ability I had to write nicely, D:), but it does serve as a longer explanation if like, idk you're super bored or something.

As soon as I sort everything out I'll try and be back and writing and everything. I signed up for that olympic thing to give me a deadline for being happeh again. :D I'm going to get under my blankets and watch friends nao. IT'S HEALING. dun judge me >.>

( emokid!explanation )

hiatus. hopefully brief, <333


except for ky_rin because I owe her something she paid for, and the rarepair.

must post before I forget/delete/doze off and never wake up. help/additions accepted and appreciated. some of you have already very nicely talked to me about them, ILU~

( help me here/sneak peek here )

Comment and I'll give you a letter, then you have to list ten people/places/things you love that begin with that letter, afterwards post it on your journal and fill out letters of your own.
 
from diana, I got y! it's so hard

I love:

yesung's voice

young boys (jonghyun)

young girls (amber)

yung_luk the people that comment for me! thank you!

you~ /flatters

yesterday the beatles song

yonder I love that word~
youtube: my subbed needs for suju shows and songs

yummy foods

yellow people (asians, my kink)

I....don't like any of these. :( someone plot me, I am blocked, the smell thing should have been better.

 

( scorning the face of absolute beauty and measureless grace )

Sorry for two posts in one day, but mytigerhobbes showed me help_haiti.

There are lots of nice auctions there, my thread is here.

If you're friends with civilized_era she also has a list of websites you can donate from.

Hi! First of all I apologize for whining all the time about my health, I feel bad for you guys having to listen to me. I'm feeling much better now, thank you!! <333

Next, mytigerhobbes wrote hanchul FO ME. /screams. READ IT!!!!!!. /screams some more.

Finally, sobbing, I'm trying to write longfic, which lol for me is like more than four parts >.>, but....the first part is not very good, I am terribly sorry. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE leave me concrit so I can improve! I will not blow up like a crazy bitch at you.

Also this is the last time I'll be posting fic here, cos Ela made me a comm! It's HERE. So if you just friended me for fic and you're like "STFU about your life already", go ahead and defriend, I will not be offended, :).


title: those who wander
pairing/rating: kyuhyun-centric, bandfic, pg13
summary: kyuhyun is on a mission, of sorts, and he gets in farther then he ever could have imagined. book/movie!au
A/N: /sobbing please give me concrit /weeping I need serious help.


let those who vow to walk in the dark

title: when the world has dealt its cards
pairing/rating: heekyung, pg
summary: LAME LAME LAME THIS IS LONGER THAN FIC. also there is drunk!geng.
A/N: mostly umberela's fault I should have written it like she said. EVERYONE TELL ME YOUR PREDICTIONS ABOUT HER WINGFIC I AM GATHERING CLUES.

blahnicity@live.com says:
idk what to do with this.
Also it sucks
cho kyuhyun says:
IT DOES NOT
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT LEADS TO UH
UH
DRUNK SEX
blahnicity@live.com says:
TELL ME
WITH THE BARTENDER???
cho kyuhyun says:
IDK
I SEE HIM STUMBLING HOME AND PUTTING THE MOVES ON HEECHUL
blahnicity@live.com says:
hmmm
A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY
cho kyuhyun says:
BUT HE'S SO DRUNK HE'S LIKE "WAIT COCK GOES WHERE?"
blahnicity@live.com says:
LOLYES
cho kyuhyun says:
AND HEECHUL IS JUST LIKE " UGH JUST TWIST IT AND MAKE A POINT AND STICK IT SOMEWHERE I WANT TO SLEEP"

 

( ahahaha SORRY )

 

title: first times
pairing/rating: hankyung/heechul, kindafail!NC17
summary: a series of firsts, separate and combined. HAHAHA IT IS LATE I AM UNORIGINAL. I failed at porn, guys I'M SORRY. I am too immature.
A/N: written for mytigerhobbes, all other requests WIP




( gravity is not responsible )

sorry for the spam, but I have ninja-ed access to a computer so I must post while I can, for TIME IS SHORT. /needlessly dramatic.

<3<3<3everybody send birthday wishes to mytigerhobbes to make her stop leaving suju-dom and an itty bit of your immune system to umberela so she can get well quick, <3<3<3.

This is a quick little thing that was written down my left arm and leg the other day while I was...celebrating the coming of the new year. it's the second time I've written something under the influence of illicit substances and it is...not very good. oh well.

title/wordcount: the thing is, 345
pairing/rating: onesided hankyung/heechul, pg
summary: interpreting love in the context of a long friendship and hankyung's current situation

 

( it's getting dark and it's getting cold and the nights are getting long )